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“ ”I simply go about my passage swiftly and silently, with a certain deliberate, dark efficiency.
About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, singer, voice artist, and comedian, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on politics, language, psychology, and religion, as well as some taboo subjects.
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Additional quotes by George Carlin
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.