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About W.C. Fields
W. C. Fields (29 January 1880 – 25 December 1946), born William Claude Dukenfield, was an American actor, comedian and juggler.
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Additional quotes by W.C. Fields
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
I was the first comic in world history, so they told me, to pick fights with children.
I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.