I prefer men to cauliflowers

I really don't care that much about 'Beauties'. What I really like are Talkers.

I prefer cats to people, for the most part. Most people aren't cute,
& if they are cute they rapidly outgrow it

How do you like them apples, you piece of shit?

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

A cake for all is not a celebration of one. Cupcakes are the ultimate birthday cake.

I would rather dance as a ballerina, though faultily, than as a flawless clown.

But it's easier to say 'I love you',
than 'Yours, sincerely' I suppose.

People are crazy and times are strange ... I used to care but things have changed

Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars.

...I couldn't care less what the colours are in reality.

I prefer the mist that surrounds me. Yes, I don’t like a lot of what I see nowadays.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot nothing is going to get better it's not

If you're going to lick the icing off somebody else's cake you won't be nourished and it won't do you any good, or you might find the cake had caraway seeds and you hate them.