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“ ”Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, singer, voice artist, and comedian, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on politics, language, psychology, and religion, as well as some taboo subjects.
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Additional quotes by George Carlin
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?