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“ ”I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
About W.C. Fields
W. C. Fields (29 January 1880 – 25 December 1946), born William Claude Dukenfield, was an American actor, comedian and juggler.
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Additional quotes by W.C. Fields
Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting?
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Why that's a colossal fib. I'm a very kind person. I've never hurt man, beast or child. Except when I had to. I belong to the Bare-Hand-Wolf-Choker Association.