I know I will never be happy, but I know I can be gay!

I want to touch him because I'm one of these queers!

Hubbard was a notoriously queer American

You gay?”
“Oh, I wouldn’t say I was gay. I’d just say I was enchanted.”
“Me too.

Let me tell you something: I am a man.

I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally took my husband's name, so now I'm Neil Patterson.

I wanna say hello to all the ex-hippies tonight. I've never been a hippie myself but I'm an honorary hippie.

America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

If you can get past those awful idiot faces on the bleachers outside the theater without a sense of the collapse of human intelligence, and if you can go out into the night and see half the police force of Los Angeles gathered to protect the golden ones from the mob in the free seats, but not from the awful moaning sound they give out, like destiny whistling through a hollow shell; if you can do these things and still feel the next morning that the picture business is worth the attention of one single, intelligent, artistic mind, then in the picture business you certainly belong because this sort of vulgarity, the very vulgarity from which the Oscars are made, is the inevitable price that Hollywood exacts from each of its serfs.

Well, we're just All-American queers.

life is earnest, art is gay

Baby carrots are making me gay.

I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars. That’s why I’m having the awards ceremony after we eat cake and I open my presents.

Hi, my name is Kurt Cobain, I'm homosexual, I'm a pagan, I'm a drug abuser, and I like to fuck pot-bellied pigs!