It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Steve Martin