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“ ”When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
About Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.
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Additional quotes by Steven Wright
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
He felt it was a very one-sided situation because the bird could go away from him way easier than he could go away from the bird. Kind of like a bad marriage.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.