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“ ”I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
About Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.
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Additional quotes by Woody Allen
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one
Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.