The chef who cooks without a song on his lips cannot hope to infuse the right carefree improvisatory note into his art.

I am a miserable cook but an extremely talented eater.

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.

Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.

Good french cooking cannot be produced by a zombie cook.

But it's a poor fellow who can't take his pleasure without asking other people's permission.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

If a lover is wretched who invokes kisses of which he knows not the flavor, a thousand times more wretched is he who has had a taste of the flavor and then had it denied him.

I tell ya, my wife’s a lousy cook. After dinner, I don’t brush my teeth. I count them.

There was something in the shape of his fingers that I hated.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

If the recipe sucks, it doesn’t matter how good a cook you are.