Half of life is fucking up, the other half is dealing with it.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

We are what we are, and half of what we are is what we are not.

You are partly crazy, and partly imbecile; a ruin, a failure, as almost everybody is, — though some in less degree, or less perceptibly, than their fellows.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I do think, half of what we call madness is just some poor slob dealing with pain by a strategy that annoys the people around him.

Half a truth is often a great lie

Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons.

I am surrounded by flatterers and fools. It can drive a man to madness,.. . Half of them don’t dare tell me the truth, and the other half can’t find it.

90% of the game is half mental.

Half the ideas in this book are probably wrong.

Half of tradition is a lie.

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

To be half of one can only be a torment when the other half is gone.