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View Plans“ ”I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
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View Plansmy wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens
Marriage...it's not a word, it's a sentence.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.