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“ ”I feel sorry for short people. When it rains, they’re the last ones to know about it.
About Rodney Dangerfield
Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
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Additional quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
A belly button is good for only one thing: when you’re lying in bed eating celery, it’s a place to put the salt.
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
I was an ugly kid. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.