They never tell you why they are doing anything. That way you don't find out they don't know themselves.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

People ask all the time how I'm doing, but the truth is, they don't really want to know.

I don't want to know what time it is. I don't want to know what day it is or where I am. None of that matters.

I don’t want to know what time it is. I don’t want to know what day it is or where I am. None of that matters.

I don't answer questions about conjectures.

Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feelings by forgetting it.

Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen.

Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.

Never ask people. Not about your work. Don't you know what you want? How can you stand it, not to know?

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

You don't know what's happening on the other side of the wall, because you don't want to know.

Maybe I don't really want to know what's going on. Maybe I'd rather not know. Maybe I couldn't bear to know. The Fall was a fall from innocence to knowledge.

Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

I can’t tell you just how wonderful she is. I don’t want you to know. I don’t want any one to know.