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View Plans“ ”Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better than I am today. And two days from now? Well, that’s a Monday, so I’ll be feeling shitty.
Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them.
My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence.