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“ ”I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser.
Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
Love is like a blanket: it will keep you warm, but it might also suffocate you. Also, it's probably covered with cat hair — love, I mean.
It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and appointed at the same time.