There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.

Don't talk about horrid subjects. If one doesn't talk about a thing, it has never happened.

When a man says he does not want to speak of something he usually means he can think of nothing else.

Not that we were incompatible: we just had nothing to talk about.

But it's the same with all my friends, just fun and joking, nothing more. I can never bring myself to talk of anything outside the common round.

Concerning that which cannot be talked about, we should not say anything.

If a man never contradicts himself, the reason must be that he virtually never says anything at all.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

People don't talk about anything... No, not anything. They name a lot of cars or clothes or swimming pools mostly and say how swell! But they all say the same things and nobody says anything different from anyone else.

Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.

We talk about things. We talk about nothing.

I was never tempted by any political program... I don't want to hear about the fucking masses and I never did.

Not a word passes between us, not because we have nothing to say, but because we don't have to say anything

There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people.