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“ ”I’m not exactly sympathetic, but I do have a big heart. I have to, to be able to pump all the blood required to operate my massive penis.
Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
It’s not who you know that matters — it’s who knows you that’s important. Personal branding builds up your reputation to the point where you have a presence even in your absence.
Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom.
I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.