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“ ”I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
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I tell ya one thing, my wife keeps me in line. No matter how many guys are ahead of me.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.