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“ ”Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.
Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible.
To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it.