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“ ”Why watch reality TV when I can just open my blinds and look out my window to all the reality I can handle?
Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.
Thank goodness women aren’t as superficial as men. Where would a guy like me be if all women cared about were looks? The plastic surgeon’s office, that’s where.
Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.