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“ ”I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
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I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
I tell ya, my wife’s a lousy cook. After dinner, I don’t brush my teeth. I count them.
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.