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View Plans“ ”I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do mine too?
Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when tomatoes blush, you’ve probably said something really naughty.
I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.
The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.