Tony’s wife, Carol, would always get mad at

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.

Sometimes people aren't nice,' I began. 'Then why are you always telling me to be nice?' Because someone has to break the cycle. Kindness can be contagious. And it has to start somewhere, right?

in 50 years, did you ever have a vacation, you little, silly, half-pint, smidgin of a wife?

Women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache.

It is really a hard life. Men will not be nice to you if you are not good-looking, and women will not be nice to you if you are.

Aunt Fanny tells me you made great friends with Mr. Mottram. I'm sure he can't be very nice.'
'I don't think he is,' said Julia. 'I don't know that I like nice people

Don't be bitter. Remember Lot's wife when they kill me, and they surely will. You have to use all of your energy to do what it is you have to do. [To his wife Betty Shabazz]

Honour'd Sir — Look to your Wife if you do love her as much as she do love you. For she is sore put to by an Enemy in the shape of a Friend. Sir, there is one near her who ought to be Away. A woman should not be try'd beyond her Strength, and continual dropping will wear away a Stone — ay, more — a Diamond. From Two Well-Wishers

Sometimes being too nice is dangerous, you have to show your mean side once in a while to avoid getting hurt.

And ‘tis a rare prize for a man to obtain such a wife, but there is no lack of getting a bad spouse.

Can a victim of love find anything her Spouse sends terrible?