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“ ”Those with a moral deficit put on a good show, and sleep like a baby.
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A man with no enemies is a man with no character.
I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor. You don't want any woman to look under the carpet, guys, because there's lots of flaws underneath. Joanne believes my character in a film we did together, 'Mr. and Mrs. Bridge' comes closest to who I really am. I personally don't think there's one character who comes close . . . but I learned a long time ago not to disagree on things that I don't have a solid opinion about.
"On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?