IF YOU COME NEAR THIS BOAT, I WILL CUT OFF HIS HEAD, D'YOU UNDERSTAND, SAVAGES?

I fear I will be ripped open and found unsightly.

I guess I'm trying to say, Grab anything that goes by. It may not come around again.

Look, you runny-nosed little runt. You're going to back off right now, or I'm going to rip that safety pin out of your nose and pin your mouth shut.

Lift that scimitar against me, you Hyrkanian pig and I'll gut you where you stand!

I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it.

Sure I arn't a cabbage, that if you pull it out of the ground it must die.

I'll eat you up!

THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

Beware of those who are stingy, for they would rather sting you than give you anything.

I bet she snaps a mean garter.

I'll be damned if death wears my sadness as glad rags.

Something’s nibbling my spleen!

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping.