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“ ”I loaned a guy $10,000 to get plastic surgery. Now I can’t find him. I don’t know what he looks like.
About Rodney Dangerfield
Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
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Additional quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya, I know I’m ugly. My proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth.
I told my dentist my teeth were all getting yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie.
I told my doctor, “Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?” He said, “I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.