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“ ”I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
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I told my psychiatrist, “Doc, I keep thinking I’m a dog.” He told me to get off his couch.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn’t help me at all.