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About Rodney Dangerfield
Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
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Additional quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
I’m at the age now, when I meet a woman sixty years old, she’s too young for me.
I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
I told my psychiatrist, “Doc, I keep thinking I’m a dog.” He told me to get off his couch.