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“ ”She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I’m all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal?
Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
Give yourself a hug, and while you are embracing yourself, use that time to hold yourself together.
A golf hole is so small. It’s almost like they don’t want me to put my penis in it. In just a few more strokes, I’ll be finished with this round.
What more proof do you need to illustrate how America is the land of the free than the fact that the US has the highest incarceration rate in the world?