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“ ”A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love.
Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
When it seems like the sky is about to collapse, relax, that’s just the roof caving in.
A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work.
I like knocking on strangers’ doors, and when they answer and say hello, I respond, “I have returned, as prophesied.” Then I just stand there staring at them.