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View Plans“ ”BATTLE, n. A method of untying with the teeth of a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce (June 24, 1842 – date of death uncertain; probably late 1912 or early 1914) was an American satirist, critic, short story writer, editor and journalist. He is perhaps most famous for his serialized mock lexicon, The Devil's Dictionary, in which, over the years, he scathed American culture and accepted wisdom by pointing out alternate, more practical definitions for common words.
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View PlansA guerra é a forma de Deus ensinar geografia aos americanos.
LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.
Patriotism is fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave and blind as a stone.