When your head is about to explode, you shouldn't dare call in a psychiatrist because you're about bringing new ideas to world that will later label you a freak.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

Passion makes most psychiatrists nervous

I told my psychiatrist, “Doc, I keep thinking I’m a dog.” He told me to get off his couch.

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away.

We must not think too much: people go mad if they think too much.

My psychosis was acting completely crazy.

When you're on the verge of going insane, raving mad, you're about to become either a psychotic or a mystic.

they said you were mentally healthy, but your madness is the worst

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I'm inclined to believe you need the psychiatrist.

I cannot conceive how anybody in his right mind should go to a psychoanalyst.