Cannibals? Who is not a cannibal? I tell you it will be more tolerable for the Fejee that salted down a lean missionary in his cellar against a coming famine; it will be more tolerable for that provident Fejee, I say, in the day of judgement, than for thee, civilized and enlightened gourmand, who nailest geese to the ground and feastest on their bloated livers in thy pate de fois gras.

If more Africans had eaten missionaries, the continent would be in better shape.

Go to the meat market of a Saturday night and see the crowds of live bipeds staring up at the long rows of dead quadrupeds. Does not that sight take a tooth out of the cannibal's jaw? Cannibals? who is not a cannibal? I tell you it will be more tolerable for the Fejee that salted down a lean missionary in his cellar against a coming famine; it will be more tolerable for that provident Fejee, I say, in the day of judgement, than for thee, civilized and enlightened gourmand, who naliest geese to the ground and feistiest on their bloated livers in thy paté-de-foie-gras.

If we hide, Therru, we feed him. We will eat. And we will starve him. Come with me.

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?

People can be induced to swallow anything, provided it is sufficiently seasoned with praise.

So the White House wants to eat the Washington Post, so what? It will be wearing on you, but the end is in sight. It’s building and they see it and they know that they can’t stop the real story from coming out. That’s why they’re so desperate. Just be careful, yourselves and the paper, and wait them out, don’t jump too fast. Be careful and don’t be too anxious.

Man in his hunger for faith will feed his mind with the nearest and most convenient food.

a new group, flexitarians, who eat meat if not too many people are watching.

You'll grow devilish fat upon this paper-diet!

Until Henry Ford saw the chance to get free publicity (making Sub-chasers) he thought submarines were something to eat.

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

The reformed addict who feels the craving almost believes in it, then merely smiles…