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“ ”I told my psychiatrist, “Doc, I keep thinking I’m a dog.” He told me to get off his couch.
About Rodney Dangerfield
Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
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The toughest club I worked was owned by a guy named Nunzio. Man, he was tough. One day he said to me, “Kid, you wanna go hunting?” I said, “Okay, I’m game.” And he shot me.
I tell ya one thing, my wife keeps me in line. No matter how many guys are ahead of me.
When I was a kid, I got no respect. I told my mother I’m gonna run away from home. She said, “On your mark…