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Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.
The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.
Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.