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View Plans“ ”The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.
Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman she’s standing next to?
My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.
The moment I heard her name I fell in love. Of course I fell in love with the wrong name, so I made her legally change her name to match that of my love interest.