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“ ”Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
About Lily Tomlin
Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born 1 September 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer who has been a major force in American comedy since the late 1960s, when she began a career as a stand-up comedian and became a featured performer on television's Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In. She is married to her longtime companion and collaborator Jane Wagner.
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Additional quotes by Lily Tomlin
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then — we elected them.