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“ ”Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
Additional quotes by Ruth Rudner
When I met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.