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“ ”You know what I do? I steal things. Fuck 'em! I grab a handful of candy bars and six magazines and head for the gate.
About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, singer, voice artist, and comedian, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on politics, language, psychology, and religion, as well as some taboo subjects.
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Additional quotes by George Carlin
Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
... Why do so many people need help?! Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, eat three meals, you take one good shit and you go back to bed. What’s the fucking mystery?!
War will end when people stop showing up for it.