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“ ”I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.
About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, singer, voice artist, and comedian, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on politics, language, psychology, and religion, as well as some taboo subjects.
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Additional quotes by George Carlin
"I am sick of hearing about "innocent victims", there are no "innocent victims". If you live on this planet you're guilty. Period, f... you, end of report, next case, next f...ing case."
I don’t own any stocks or bonds. All my money is tied up in debt.
Fuck rational thought