And so you go out with a girl and you’re driving…
“So what are you reading right now?”
“Well, I’m not much of a reader…”
*screeching car brakes*
“I’M NOT MUCH OF A DINNER BUYER! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!”
“But we’re lost in the stucco sprawl of L.A.”
“I DON’T CARE!”
But every once in a while you meet the one who reads…
“So what are you reading?” he asked (you know, the date killer question)…“So what are you reading?”
“Well I’m right in the middle of a book right now — ”
Oh my god, she’s in the middle of a book. Be still my beating heart.
“So what are you reading?” he asked expectantly, nerves tingling, body aquiver
“Well, I’m in the middle of this Harry Potter b — ”
*screeching car brakes*
“DON’T BE AN ADULT WOMAN WHO READS A FUCKING CHILDREN’S BOOK IN MY CAR, GET THE FUCK OUT!
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Often I hear people say they do not have time to read. That's absolute nonsense. In the one year during which I kept that kind of record, I read twenty-five books while waiting for people. In offices, applying for jobs, waiting to see a dentist, waiting in a restaurant for friends, many such places. I read on buses, trains, and plains. If one really wants to learn, one has to decide what is important. Spending an evening on the town? Attending a ball game? Or learning something that can be with you your life long?
I wake up thinking: What am I reading? What will I read next? I'm terrified that I'll run out, that I will read through all I want to, and be forced to learn wildflowers at last, to keep awake.
What are you reading now? I have little time to read when I am here, but while at home I had a feast in the reading line, I can assure you...Am not I a pendant for telling you what I have been reading? (May 16, 1848 to Abiah Root)
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When you read a book, the story definitely happens inside your head. When you listen, it seems to happen in a little cloud all around it, like a fuzzy knit cap pulled down over your eyes.
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Reading a book should not be a passive exercise, but rather a raucous conversation
I was reading.
I read my eyes out and can't read half enough...the more one reads the more one sees we have to read.
Reading a book is among the most high-leverage activities on earth.
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