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“ ”And so you go out with a girl and you’re driving…
“So what are you reading right now?”
“Well, I’m not much of a reader…”
*screeching car brakes*
“I’M NOT MUCH OF A DINNER BUYER! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!”
“But we’re lost in the stucco sprawl of L.A.”
“I DON’T CARE!”
But every once in a while you meet the one who reads…
“So what are you reading?” he asked (you know, the date killer question)…“So what are you reading?”
“Well I’m right in the middle of a book right now — ”
Oh my god, she’s in the middle of a book. Be still my beating heart.
“So what are you reading?” he asked expectantly, nerves tingling, body aquiver
“Well, I’m in the middle of this Harry Potter b — ”
*screeching car brakes*
“DON’T BE AN ADULT WOMAN WHO READS A FUCKING CHILDREN’S BOOK IN MY CAR, GET THE FUCK OUT!
About Henry Rollins
Henry Lawrence Garfield (born February 13, 1961), better known as Henry Rollins, is an American musician, singer, actor, presenter, comedian, and activist.
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Additional quotes by Henry Rollins
Why do you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to impress the gods? Because trying to impress people just isn't worth the time and effort.
Freedom gives you everything you need to fail on a monumental scale.
Will I ever meet someone
That will take the bitter taste from my mouth?
I am loneliness
I wish I had someone to miss