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View Plans“ ”The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type.
Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
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I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds so we can see better!