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“ ”I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don’t need one.
About Rodney Dangerfield
Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
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Additional quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.