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“ ”I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.
About Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.
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Additional quotes by Woody Allen
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It — with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.