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About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, singer, voice artist, and comedian, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on politics, language, psychology, and religion, as well as some taboo subjects.
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Additional quotes by George Carlin
I finally figured out what e-mail is for. It’s for communicating with people you’d rather not talk to.
Never approach a crying woman entering a sports bar carrying a harpoon gun.
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?