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“ ”To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it.
Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you" with "May I take your order?
I am who I pretend to be, and right now I’m pretending to be my own clone.
Just because it’s called freelancing, doesn’t mean you work for free. If you charge nothing, people will assign an equal value to your work.