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View Plans“ ”Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born 1 September 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer who has been a major force in American comedy since the late 1960s, when she began a career as a stand-up comedian and became a featured performer on television's Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In. She is married to her longtime companion and collaborator Jane Wagner.
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View PlansAll my life I always wanted to be someone. I see now I should have been more specific.
Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.