God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
Woody Allen
Born: December 1, 1935
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.
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Alternative Names for Woody Allen
Birth name - Original name given at birth:
- Allen Stewart Königsberg (English (en))
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
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I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
"How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich."
And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
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Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?